Friday, September 25, 2009

HOBO ROLLER DISCO!

The Skies Over Polymath Eyrie were were ripped apart as the fabric of space and time rent asunder. Two Disco Demons descended upon The Hobo Roller Disco!

One night in a disco
On the outskirts of Frisco
I was cruisin' with my favourite gang
The place was so boring
Filled with out-of-towners touring
I knew that it wasn't my thing


Your Hostess

Your Host

I really wasn't caring
But I felt my eyes staring
At a guy who stood out in the crowd
He had the kind of body
That would shame Adonis
And a face that would make any man cry



Soon the dulcet sounds of a bygone era were heard as once again, Gloria Gaynor, the Bee Gees, Sister Sledge, Abba and more, as a crowd of hobo minions showed up, clammering for more disco!

For a relic from ages past, HoboFro Bro Hotspur could could cute a rug. And speaking of rugs, what's with the hair?

Miss Cookie Bookmite demonstrates that white skates are for ladies...


Mr. Aitolda Cooljoke demonstrates the face-lampiest of face-lamps. Good luck with the Melanoma!


The Room fills up!

Miss Eva wins the biggiest of big hair contest!

The decor was early 80s video arcade meets early 80s bad roller disco movie

Maybe you don't personally associate knife throwing with roller disco. And who would blame you? I just like to mix it up at parties I am involved in. It's not really a party without explosions or pointy sticks or at least a wheelbarrow race.

Standing next to Pac-Man is Mr. Logan Rizooto, and his lovely "bride". They won best Hobo Disco costume for a male. That rainbow-headed waif in the center next to YHN is Bonehead Goalpost.

Remington Pinion and Krystin Quinn demonstrate that polyester is not dead, while Bonehead leads a rollerskating disco choo-choo behind them.


HoboFro Bro Hotspur surveys the kingdom of the Roller Rink floor with satisfaction

Oh-what-wow
He's the greatest dancer
Oh-what-wow
That I've ever seen
Oh-what-wow
He's the greatest dancer
Oh-what-wow



Miss Callypigian Christiansen arrived late to the party but astounded us all with her graceful arabesques and capers.

Best Male Roller Disco Maven: Logan Rizooto
Best Female Roller Disco Maven: Molly Steampunk

We had a wonderful time, and the HoboRoller Disco was just the tonic required after a hard week in SL.

3 comments:

Rhianon Jameson said...

That HoboFro Bro guy reminded me why certain aspects of the 70s were frightening. :)

Frequency Picnic said...

It was huge amounts of fun. We should do it again, next time with more weapons!

Frequency Picnic said...

oh...and I'm missing a disco ball and several chickens -- feel free to return them if you find them!