Friday, January 30, 2009

The Fleet of Wrath Exiles Headquarters at Roatan



The Autocrat Asturias dropped in to say hello as we were running the flag up this morning. We are all greatly impressed with how swiftly the new headquarters has grown at the new Port, which the Auotcrat dubs "Port Merrimac". We are all rather taken with the name.



To convey the proper sense of scale (click to enlarge):

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The End of the MediaMaster.com era

Terrible News, I'm Afraid..

Noticed on MediaMaster forum today:

We will be closing MediaMaster down. It might pop back up in some other form in the future, but for now, it will be going away. It is not possible to keep a service like this up for free without some sort of scale to get ads to pay for it. Even then, the overhead might be quite high.

However, like I mentioned, it could pop up in another form sometime in the future (hint). If so, it would be a pay only service at that time.

There are many other complexities to the business as well and you can point the finger at our friends the record labels. Their lawyers have created such a swamp of legal complexity that just does not fit in the new world. Funders of businesses are afraid of funding them and that causes big companies to not take a risk that they might succeed and give the labels a new model for revenue.

The blog will stay up with comments about ongoing work.

Thanks for your use of our service over time, we appreciate it, but it was not enough in the current terrible business economy.
So long, MediaMaster.com, you were simply great while you lasted. I would have been willing to pay money to keep you going, but you never asked me to. Sorry it fell apart on you.

Steelhead Navy forming up

The Steelhead Navy is rapidly coming together under the helm of Commodore Peterman. She demonstrated samples of the new uniform to us in the past Steelhead Town Meeting recently. Here is the cap badge:



As I've always said, when it comes to VIRTUAL military organizations, the important first step is the snazzy uniform.

With some luck we'll put together a custom ship for Steelhead soon. I'm thinking something with a lot of firepower. It seems natural.

If you are interested in joining the Steelhead Fleet for some fun military roleplay, ironclad battles, and a chance to duke it out with such organizations as the Royal Antiquity Navy, the Steeltopian Imperial Fleet, the Royal Navy of Caledon and the Fleet of Wrath Exiles, see Nabila Nadir in world, or visit the fleet's NING GROUP off of the main Steelhead City NING.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Battle-Cry!

This is the funneh, for sure...

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Who is that, sprinting along the cliffs! It is Hotspur, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He grunts gutterally:

"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I am on a crash course with bloody destiny!!"

Find out!
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Monday, January 26, 2009

Robert Burns Poetry and Story Night, Isle of Skye

Lady Eva Bellambi, Mistress of Skye, held a Robert Burns birthday celebration on the grounds of her new (old) estate in Winterfell Anodyne last night. The evening was deliberately down-scaled from last years' somewhat more elaborate event, being constructed around storytelling and poetry.







The Lady Bellambi graced us with several poems by Burns and others, as well as a longer semi-historical piece about Queen Boudica. Colonel Somme arrived a tad late and gave us two poems, also by Burns. YHN told two longer format stories, THE KING OF LOCAHLIN AND HIS THREE BEAUTIFUL DAUGHTERS and THE FOOL OF THE WORLD AND HIS AIRSHIP, the pacing of the latter somewhat blown by unfortunate heckling from an audience member drawing superficial resemblances to a certain Bavarian Baron and teller of tale tales. Miss Lowey graced us with ADDRESS TO A HAGGIS and if there were any more told that night, I'm forgetting them or arrived late.

Later, the Lady of Skye took the assembled guests to show us the foundations of her ancestral grounds and the new renovations she is having done there.

A very stylish and lovely evening, and a perfect inaugural event for the Island of Skye.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

the Blake's Sea shows up!

The Blake's Sea, long promised, made a grand debut last night, to the scene of much frivolity. YHN rezzed a sturdy Tyrian Mortar Boat and went chugging Eastward.. and chugged, and chugged and chugged...

I encountered many jolly boaters, rejoicing in this wide inland sea, along the way, including, out of nowhere, a Linden dropping to the roof of the Tyrian, politely inquired as to what manner of outlandish craft this was. I gave him a brief treatise about ironclads in Second Life, and what the Wrath Fleet does. He was polite about it. :-D



YHN chugged East for a long time; he can attest that it took quite a while to reach the far end. The Blakes Sea is a wonderful addition to Second Life.

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Mud Wrestling Mayor...

At least one of them might be.



A very interesting evening shooting propaganda films for all three candidates, in order to get out the vote...



The entire New Babbage Series is on Blip.TV to facilitate showing them in world, if there is an interest

New Babbage Series 1: Klaus

New Babbage Series 2: Cleanslate

New Babbage Series 3: Tenk

New Babbage Series 4: Get Out the Vote

The FInal Mayorial Debate in the New Babbage Elections

aka GET OUT THE VOTE!

All three candidates for mayor of New Babbage convened at the brand new Wrath Fleet headquarters, Roatan Island, for an unscheduled but highly spirited mayoral debate. The audience was rather small, but the exchange was spirited.



The results of the debate was a surprisingly clear tri-partisan message: the time of unpleasantness is over, if you would have your voice heard in the New Babbage elections, get to the polls and vote.

This message brought to you by the League of New Babbage Voters

Thursday, January 22, 2009

"The Candidate You Can Count On" and his new commercial

If I may borrow Dr. Mason's excellent campaign phrase for New Babbage's latest Candidate for Mayor, Mathematician Mosseveno Tenk, I noticed the boys in Tenk's media office have jumped on the bandwagon and posted their own campaign commercial.



I'm getting a traditional vibe here-- this commercial appeals to the home-town crowd, with traditional symbolism-- the obvious reference to city infrastructure (potholes, streetlamps) will resonate with many voters. A cautious entry by Mr. Tenk, but very effective.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The New Home of the Fleet of Wrath Exiles

In the United Sailing Sims, the Planning Map that so many of us have been eyeballing hungrily for so many weeks now is starting to resemble reality.



Out of the watery depths...



arise the new lands of Althorn Point, Roatan, Roke, Great Dismal, and La Blanquilla.



The Autocrat of Artificial Isle, Zatzai, shows the Commodore where the Dock and shipyard for the Wrath Exile fleet will be situated. We look forward to our new existence in these strange new lands full of boundless promise.



Beyond Breaker's Rock, one sees the vast vista of where the Blakes Sea will connect to our lands. A bright future of sailing, cruising and naval combat activity awaits us. Life is good. The Exiles .. have found a home at last.

Perils and Pratfalls of Campaign Commercials



With the advent of the analytical Mr. Tenk as the "Ross Perot of the New Babbage Race", one does feel compelled to be fair to all candidates and make him a campaign commercial, too. A tad more grandiose and less ad-hoc than the last two efforts, Last night's filming was quite the affair, with helpful citizens from all over New Babbage showing up to participate in Mr. Tenk's big media debut. I was hugely pleased with this effortless display of community spirit on the part of the New Babbagites.

Now, if only we can figure out how to work the physics of a carrying little old ladies across streets...

Monday, January 19, 2009

The Recently Deflowered Girl, by Edward Gorey

A recent rediscovery of the LONG out of print 1962 humor book "THE RECENTLY DEFLOWERED GIRL" by Edward Gorey has raised quite a buzz of excitement on bookmarking networks like Digg. I found the humor to be quite droll, and quite racy in a very dry way.

RDG: Cover

Just the thing my Steampunk friends might be interested in, I should think. Here's my favorite.

RDG: Page 13

To read the book in its entirety, click HERE. Considering that the Gorey estate might get upset and interfere with the posting of this work, one should be reminded that haste makes waste.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

World Meltdown of SL, Church Services

Sunday witnessed the entire Second Life Grid facing an implosion, with service degrading sharply after 11:00 EST, followed by shutdown of "certain inworld services" such as teleporting, then the Linden Exchange went down, then logins were effected.. first negatively, then shut off all together in a vain effort to get the concurrency level down to 31000 bots (apparently).

Needless to say, it was frustrating, as I had an event I really wished to attend in world, Artificial Island's Third Founder's Day festival. I gave up after a steady half hour of trying, and at the end of that time, I finally got a popup saying "we've turned off logins, sorry" which is eminently more satisfying than "despite our best efforts, something has gone wrong, please try again". At least YHN knows it's not his spotty aethernet connection or fatfingered typing skills.

At least it was well attended, according to the Lady of Skye, and Zatzai's Photo Stream indicates it was quite the silleh.. Sigh...

One has to wonder, really, if perhaps Linden Labs should take us back to the Maintenance Wednesdays that were part of life for the longest time. YHN doesn't need to be inworld, all the time. It's good for the grid in general for this to happen. The grid servers need a little down time to rest, defrag, and backup. This is a minimal expectation for a commercial service with so little apparent redundancy. I know I wouldn't mind. By the by, YHN read a very nice rant about this issue at Squadvillage: SL Global Melt down? Will it happen again? What the author lacks in punctuation skills he makes up for with good analysis.

On other fronts...

YHN did squeak in about 11 AM my time, and was delighted to attend semi-Catholic church services at Kinvara Village. This was not the real thing, of course, I rather doubt the Holy Father has an opinion on Virtual Churches. Still, it was pleasant, for YHN (an acknowledged Catholic and Christian) to attend services and speak openly of his faith without being jeered.

Exterior, Kanvera Church

The Church at Kanvera is lovely

Bondage Maids, Coffee and Theology

YHN was impressed, in turn, with the little kaffeeklatch held outside afterward, where virtual people were actually mentioning theological issues in a civil manner. I was bemused by the poignant Second Life touch of being served virtual coffee by a helpful troupe of BDSM ladies in maid fetish outfits. I reckon Saint Peter would be chewing on his beard on this one, but zounds, it was pleasant enough-- one can't be a prig when the ladies are trying to be helpful, what? My hat is off to you, Kinvara Village, YHN is most impressed and grateful for the effort. I make no secret of my faith in world but don't bring it up, usually, as I've found it to be a target for unpleasant, often tiresome, discourse. "Sunday Services" is a refreshing change.

Saturday, January 17, 2009

Steamtanks, and Building on the Vertical Dimension

Yay! A Steamtank!



Hmmmm... Should have checked the parking spot first.

Friday, January 16, 2009

The CSS Hunley, American Submarine

This little Youtube discovery is a tad schmaltzy at the fore and aft of the video, and tends to lapse into hero-worship without mentioning that the successful attack on the Housatanic was the third attempt that went down with all hands.



Even with tongue planted firmly in cheek about the statement "Dedicated to the gallant men of the CSS Hunley, they gave their lives to protect our freedoms" at the end (I wonder what the 40% of the Southern population being held in involuntary servitude would have felt about their freedoms being defended in such a fashion?), it's still a very good documentary about the actual attack, which succeeded beyond all expectations.

In world, Murakami Steamworks has a CSS HUNLEY for sale in Caledon Cape Wrath.

Jasper Kiergarten also has constructed a CSS Hunley ship, which is for sale at both is Armoury Store in Wheatstone Waterways (New Babbage) as well as Her Dark Materials .

The Plane, Boss... the Plaaaane

RIP Ricardo Montalban

It would be remiss of YHN to not mention the almost simultaneous passing of Ricardo Montalban with Patrick MacGoohan the other day. Montalban passed away at age 88, in Los Angeles. Montalban was well known for the eponymous "Mister Rourke" role, on the Fantasy Island TV series, as well as a series of classic Chrysler Cordoba commercials, boasting of the "fine Corinthian leather" upholstery. Although YHN will always remember Montalban as a slightly oily, smooth Latin Lover type, legions of fans will asscoiate him with the role of Khan Noonian Singh, the leader of a group of genetic purity fanatics in the Star Trek TV show and second cinematic movie, Star Trek II: the Wrath of Khan.



Fans have been putting together some interesting tributes to the fallen actor. Perhaps my favorite tribute is a graph of the number of times people have searched for the phrase "Khan" with all the variant spellings.

khan graph

Hot Girl on Girl Action, or.. Pass me the Steel Wool for my Brain!

The word went out on public channels, led by Miss Tensai. "Egad, people! Super detailed dresses, going for ridiculous prices, right here in Port Harbor!"

I always appreciate super-detailed work in world, no matter what the venue, so I sauntered over (after a rowboat ride through snowball fusillade).

The store, Zosie Zenoka's, is indeed featuring extraordinarily lovely, detailed dresses, all of which are being sold for under 100 Lindens each, some of them going for 89 lindens. Quite ridiculously cheap considering the quality (if you need a landmark, try around the corner from the public docks in Port Harbor, near E. Laval fine clothing).

The place was full of a bevy of females, in state of near riot. Apparently a certain moon elf of my acquaintance felt a tad slighted that the ladies were having all the fun, so he went through a strange transformation in front of my eyes. Let's just say that the effect might have been ruined by a prominent Adam's Apple...

As I was complaining that I might need steel wool on the brain for this one, Miss Hilra did her level best to raise the oogy factor...



Ha! Little does she know that I was a mainland dweller for many moons. Not only was I not shocked, I could recommend a few establishments for the curious. Still, this may raise some unanswered speculation amongst the idle, might it not?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

NOT TO BE TORTURING MEEEE!!! A visit (or two or three) to Mondserrat

The Caledonians are a clever lot, I have to say that. I visited Mondserrat, which is the talk of the wire these days. Mondserrat is a small island in the middle of the sea. One arrives at the same point, all the time, which is a wreck off the beach, and moves inland. The purpose of the exercise appears to be a mystery, but what that is I have yet to disocver-- I walked around on a treasure hunt most of my time there. Inside the tree line, one discovers a Rosetta stone which is the key to cyphertext on other, later stones. I took the precaution of creating a small code key, just in case, and it came in handy at later stones.

Being very well armed is a sensible precaution on Mondserrat

Nice touch, that!

Walking around the isle is a cautious occupation. One rapidly meets a hungry, aggressive panther that seems immune to gunfire, killer bees that are impossible to shoot, spiderwebs, hot lava explosions, riddles, ceiling cats and most painfully, killer teddy bear picnics. Sigh (on that last one).

In classic Pulp Adventure fashion, the bridges are not what they seem.

I shan't post more pictures (as the topic has been journaled to death already), nor would I post my cyper-solution work, that wouldn't be sporting. Simply have a visit yourself, but be quick about it, rumor has it this adventure will only be around for a few weeks at best.

I was reminded of nothing so much as the Pulp Adventures of the 1930s. A journey to Mondserrat can easily be accomplished by bringing up one's master map, typing in Mondserrat, and the Island chain will appear. Click on the WESTERN island to teleport to the start of your own adventure. Stay frosty, and by the bleeding wounds of the Holy Martyrs, Stay ARMED, man!

YHN wishes to extend public thanks to Mr. Denver Hax and Mr. Desmond Shang for creating and providing this diverting entertainment. I have rarely seen its like in the world, and wish there were more such adventures to spice up a jaded palate.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

RIP, Patrick McGoohan

Patrick McGoohan passed away in Los Angeles today. He was 80.

McGoohan is (arguably) best knows as Number Six in THE PRISONER, for which he was a producer, writer, and director. Some theorize THE PRISONER may have been a loose continuation of DANGER MAN, an early 60s TV series featuring McGoohan as an operative named John Drake (more on the series' connections HERE).

But his accomplishments spanned a far greater range of projects - including ICE STATION ZEBRA, ESCAPE FROM ALCATRAZ, David Cronenberg's SCANNERS, Mel Gibson's BRAVEHEART, and THE PHANTOM (father to Billy Zane's character). In 1976 he co-starred with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor in Arthur Hiller's SILVER STREAK.

McGoohan appeared on stage in Orson Welles' MOBY DICK REHEARSED, and directed a rock opera adaptation of OTHELLO called CATCH MY SOUL. He reprised his Number Six role for an episode of THE SIMPSONS, and won Emmys for his work with Peter Falk on COLUMBO (which he also wrote, produced, or directed upon occasion).

Perhaps most interestingly, McGoohan is said to have turned down the roles of both James Bond (successor to Connery) and THE SAINT's Simon Templar.

The Buried Pyramid, by Jane Lindskold

THE BURIED PYRAMID GRAPHIC
Tor books is doing something that I think is just a tad mad, they give away older versions of selected backlist titles. Mad, I might add, in a charming, loyalty-provoking way, which is exactly what they wanted in the first place. If you haven't heard of it, the Baen Free Library is your next destination. Go there now, pilgrim. And tremble at the free stuff, books available as FREE, NO STRINGS ATTACHED ELECTRONIC DOWNLOADS in various formats. The Tor imprint is not as organized, but is rapidly getting into the act with their own line of freebies. The recent OLD MAN'S WAR by John Scalzi (not exactly backlist, either) is an example of Tor's rapidly burgeoning list of free titles. Which brings us to the subject of today's post, THE BURIED PYRAMID, a sort of mystical, Victorian era fantasy/mystery set on the Nile. THE BURIED PYRAMID is pretty good so far-- I have just downloaded it myself in PDF format. Very much a steampunk/fantastical reality period piece. Do the rest of the world a favor and download The Buried Pyramid, so Tor gets the idea that a free library is a good thing. God bless and keep the memory of Jim Baen, gone to his eternal reward last year, for inventing the mitzvah of giving away free books online like candy.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

A Kicking Match, 19th Century British Sport

The following material was originally published in the POLICE GAZETTE in 1879. It was cited in Jason Couch's article on "Purring", or the art of fighting by Shin-kicks, published in 2004 in the Journal of Manly Arts.

A KICKING MATCH
Revolting Exhibition Among Pennsylvania Miners
of an Imported British Article of Brutal "Sport."

The use of the word "revolting" was ironic since the Police Gazette, then a newspaper recently taken over by Richard K. Fox, made a fortune by reporting on spectacle, sport, misfortune, and of course by displaying illustrations of hourglass-shaped entertainers. Later, when photography came into vogue around 1900, the public and the paper both suffered as the sympathetic illustrations of those shapely entertainers slowly became photographs revealing the harsh truth of their pear shaped forms. At any rate, the Police Gazette could not have been too morally outraged at the purring contest, since it saw fit to print a woodcut of their artist's conception of what the purring match would have looked like.

Obviously Davis's challenge was taken up or the contest would not have made the newspaper. Thomas Proudfit, another English miner, put up a $10 forfeit and each man eventually fought for $50 a side, a respectable enough sum for the day. The fancy rented out a bar-room where they wedged themselves into corners and on top of the bar so all could see. The two men stripped to their breeches, Proudfit slipping the new brogans over his woolen stockings, Davis the same over his cotton stockings. The men shook hands (an old Cornish wrestling tradition) and indicated they were ready to begin under the straightforward rules:

- nothing to cover the legs but breeches;
- no kicking a downed man;
- no kicks above the knee (an automatic forfeiture):
- no grappling; and
- the first to surrender loses.

Davis was the larger and more experienced of the two, but also less agile. Initially, the match was all feinting and dodging until the first kicks began to score in a furious flurry lasting about one minute. When time for the first round was called, both men had whiskey while their bruised and bleeding shins were examined by their seconds. As the fight wore on for eleven more rounds, the men limped on cut and bleeding legs trying to dodge the kicks, their corduroy breeches torn to ribbons below the knees. Finally, Davis refused to toe the mark for the thirteenth round. He was ready to give it up in the tenth, but the spectators jeered him and he kept on for the last two rounds, where Proudfit scored at will with Davis unable to return the favor.

After the match, Davis slumped in a chair while Proudfit danced a jig with a glass of water on his head, then both fighters had their shins attended. Their seconds first washed the fighters' legs, then applied poultices of rotten apples to reduce the inflammation and pain. Davis had to be carried home and Proudfit was said to be not much better off.

The Davis-Proudfit match is interesting on a number of levels. In some respects, the miners had taken a traditional English sport and adapted it to the current American boxing scene, as the same elements were present. The same spectators, the saloon location, the challenge, the forfeit money, the betting, rules including certain fouls, stripping to the waist, timed rounds, and the whiskey between the rounds are all elements adapted from the local boxing culture. The rules were not necessarily standardized, though, as other matches changed some rules, such as allowing grappling.

In 1883, a match occurred in Port Richmond, Pennsylvania, between a certain Grabby and a McTevish. This time they wore Lancashire shoes, toed with copper, and shoulder straps for their opponent to grasp. This fight was reported in a technical manner, with gory blow-by-blow accounts of the strikes given:

McTevish?made a straight toe kick for his opponent's right knee. Grabby deftly avoided the blow by spraddling his legs far apart and?brought his left foot around and caught McTevish on the outside of the right calf. The flesh was laid open to the bone, and the blood spurted out in streams?At the same instant?he gave Grabby what is known as the sole scrape. Beginning at the instep and ending just below the knee pan, Grabby's left shin was scraped almost clear of skin.

Grabby then lost hold of McTevish's shoulder strap and while looking up, received a double-footed kick for his inattention. He quickly returned with a kick on McTevish's knee, which caused him to drop, but he pulled Grabby with him to the ground. They were separated, and the round ended, being about sixteen minutes long.

Both men were a sad sight when they toed the mark for the second round, their legs had been bound in plaster, but blood still oozed out and the exposed spots looked like raw steak. Mercifully, Grabby immediately scored a straight kick to McTevish's injured knee that put him down and ended the fight for both men.

Some new elements were added in this fight. While there were rounds, they ended in the traditional bare-knuckle boxing manner, i.e., the round ended when one man fell to the ground. Without the added aspect of the grappling, such rounds could have lasted a long time before someone dropped of a kick. In fact, this match sounds somewhat similar to the classic Devonshire wrestling match, with their special kicking shoes and upright grappling.

Probably the best reported purring match ever held took place that same year and was picked up by newspapers across the nation. The contestants were again two Pennsylvanians: David McWilliams (142 lbs.), a Luzerne County miner who had kicked his way to victory in eleven previous matches, and Robert Tavish (130 lbs.), an ex-miner who ran a saloon in Manayunk, but was known as a boxer and wrestler. His main claim to fame was his offer the previous fall to wrestle the Englishman, Sam Acton, for $1000 a side.

They searched for a sporting house in Philadelphia to host the event, but due to prospective police interference, they ended up crossing the Delaware River and holding it in a rented room in Camden, NJ. The stakes were for $250 a side, which shows that there must have been considerable interest in the match. The rules used were similar to the Davis-Proudfit match four years earlier.

First, the men stripped to their knee breeches, which left their legs bare from the knee down. Then they donned new pairs of heavy brogans: McWilliams wanted the regulation horn-tipped shoes, but Tavish objected on the (sensible) grounds that he did not want to be crippled. A referee was appointed and the five minute rounds were timed. The fight went off a little after midnight with odds two to one in favor of the more experienced McWilliams.

The first round was dancing and dodging, with no effective strikes landed. In the second, kick's were exchanged which drew blood, and both fighters went down in a tangle. McWilliam's seconds claimed foul because of the grappling, but the referee refused to call a foul. Over the next four rounds Tavish abused McWilliams legs so much that they had to be washed in vinegar to stop the bleeding,. Despite the bleeding, McWilliams was still fresh and Tavish was beginning to tire. After seven more rounds, the floor was sprinkled in Tavishs' blood.

Tavish had a short rally in the fifteenth, but by the end of the twenty-second round, Tavish's second couldn't stop the flow of blood and requested the legs be bandaged. The referee refused, and after Tavish was kicked for the fifth time in the twenty-third, he dropped like a log and refused to go on. Similar to the Davis match, Tavish would have given up at the end of the fourteenth if it hadn't been for the jeers of his backers. The fight ended around two a.m. and both had their legs washed in applejack. Tavish had to be carried away to the ferry, and before he and McWilliams reached Philadelphia, their legs, "covered in cuts and raw as beefsteak" as the quote at the beginning of this essay put it, had swollen out of all proportions.

From the cries of "foul" by McWilliams supporters when he was grabbed by Tavish, it appears that grappling was not allowed in this match. That would make sense, considering that the rounds were timed. Untimed rounds and no grappling would make for a long, brutal match. Notice also that some form of rotten apple or apple liquor was applied in more than one of these matches as a remedy for the pain and inflammation. Interestingly, this same advice appeared in Parkyns' Cornish wrestling treatise over 150 years earlier as a remedy for black eyes.

References

Davis-Proudfit Match
National Police Gazette, November 1, 1879

Aeolus Cleanslate for New Babbage Mayor!



With the latest from Candidate Cleanslate, the race is in full swing.

The message seems confusing. I'm not sure he will appeal to his base with this one. What is the significance of the Shoes? Could this be a resurgence of giant limb-based monsters in New Babbage, or a mere fetishistic subtext? It's difficult to say.

Monday, January 12, 2009

Second Life Secret Library Book Discussion 2: THE ANUBIS GATES

Will be held February 3rd, top floor Party Deck, Polymath Eyrie 630 (SLT). Please RSVP.



Details HERE

Sunday, January 11, 2009

How Old England Trains her Red-Coats

(from Outing magazine, March 1891, No. 6, p. 412-418)

VERY few foreigners, certainly not many Americans, are likely to be long in London before they wend their way into Parliament street, and few therefore can be without at least a superficial acquaintance with those outward and visible signs of the British army, the flanking sentinels of the Horse Guards, as illustrated in our frontispiece. Tall beyond the ordinary run of men, mounted on high-mettled, glossy black chargers, dressed to perfection, in their white leather breeches, their superlatively high top boots, their spotless gauntlets, their burnished steel cuirasses and their metal helmets, reflecting the nodding plume, they are the never-ending admiration of all small boys, the cynosure of all the nursemaids' eyes from Norwood to Kew, and of more than passing interest to all strangers.

To those who see them thus they seem, at first blush, immovable and passive; they show no sign of life and, except for the champing bits of their steeds, they give rather the impression of trophies than of living equestrians; indeed, it is only when you turn from the mounted sentinels outside to those in the court yard and note the giants there on foot, similarly accoutred, with carbine on arm, striding the flagstones with mathematical precision, that you are quite sure they are alive. Every inch soldiers, with the carriage of conscious power, these aristocrats of the British army have not escaped the shrewish tongue of envy and it has been, at recurring periods, a fashionable form of raillery to call them "Knights of the Carpet; " but when these men have been put to the test of active service they have dispelled this illusion, and those who read of them at Waterloo or Inkerman, or who saw them on the sands of Egypt, so recently as Tel-el-Kebir, read or saw feats of arms such as none but the most perfectly disciplined and expert horsemen in the world could have executed. But there is no need to see them on the tented field; a second's inspection will satisfy you that beneath the grave exterior and the glitter and pomp of the full dress in which they discharge their home duties there lie a power and a skill such as are given to only the most perfect development of inherent abilities and of the human frame.

Nor is this at all surprising when one comes to give a more than momentary consideration to the British army and its functions. How otherwise could it, comparatively small as it is, be relied on to discharge its manifold duties in all parts of the world? If every unit in it were not brought to the highest state of physical perfection and military expertness, how could it possibly withstand the strain which climate and service over a dominion on which the sun never sets imposes upon it? It has to form the nucleus, and by its own efficiency inspire the respect of the swarthy thousands, far outnumbering itself, of the native army of India, and to awe into submission the millions of civilians there ready, as the mutiny proved, to rend the hand that keeps them from rending each other and from returning to that chaos of infuriated bigotry and bloodshed from which nothing but the might of England saved them. It has to keep in check the predatory instincts and lawless impulses of antagonistic populations in South Africa, which, if let loose, would there trample out the rights of the black man with a ruthless disregard of all that the more civilized and equity-loving people of Europe regard as justice. It has to protect the fellaheen of Egypt on the one hand against the slave-catching Arab of the far Soudan, and on the other hand against the foreign harpies and unprincipled tyrants who are ready to fatten on their miseries at home. It has to follow the fierce sons of the hills in Upper India into their fastnesses, and to drag the piratical dacoit of Burmah from his lurking places, that the peacefully disposed may follow their callings and enrich the world with their industry. It has to garrison the great chain of fortresses, set like a girdle on the great highway to the East, from Gibraltar to Aden; and it has to meet the continued drain, yearly more and more increasing, of time-expired men whose places must be filled in every garrison over the wide world. Nor is this all; mere numbers might do that, but when war comes, as in the discharge of these police duties come it will, it has to fight in necessarily small numbers, and against great odds, the most skilled, fanatical and infuriated savages in the world; swordsmen whose skill is the unbroken tradition of a thousand years; men who, like the hill tribesmen of India, will not hesitate, naked and armed only with a knife, to face the tiger in the fenced arena, and will vanquish this mighty lord of the forest; Arabs, fleet children of the desert, whose scimitars carried terror through the greater part of Europe and established a kingdom, reaching from the Bay of Biscay to the Euxine, which three hundred years of battering has failed wholly to demolish; Maoris in New Zealand, who could never be dislodged from their stockaded forts, except at close quarters. All these duties and many like these have fallen year by year on the rank and file of the British army. Now, such duties are not fulfilled by merely providing, as the great armies of France, Germany and other Continental countries mainly do, an immense mass of food for modern artillery to shatter into fragments at distances which must be reckoned by miles; they require a physical ability and trained use in the primitive weapons of the world, the sword and the lance, such as is not called into requirement by the great manæuvring millions who play the game of war in the so-called civilized countries of Europe, where, given the data, the moves, like those at chess, can be forecast and cannot be deviated from. The British soldier has mainly to meet his enemy at the gate single handed, face to face, and to grapple with him there in personal conflict, as fierce and dependent as much on personal skill and endurance, as did the knights of old who met the ancestors of his to-day’s enemies in the Crusades. Hence it follows that the training of the British soldier, to be successful, must be physical, painstaking and skillful.

Nor is this view of him and his duties lost sight of by those having him in charge. He is not prepared in the "armory," like the volunteers in Great Britain, or the national guardsmen in the States, to march, to countermarch, to move in companies with precision, and after a few days' battalion drill in camp ticketed "efficient." He has to be treated as an individual unit and every ounce of strength and atom of skill he has in him has to be developed to the highest point which care, system, long knowledge of the art and experienced teachers can bring out of him. It follows, therefore, that at the base of the British soldier's career lies not so much the "drill sergeant" as the "gymnast;" not so much he who perfects him in the goose step as the riding master and the fencing instructor. And so it is that, when the recruiting officer has once got hold of the raw recruit, the mere frame of bone and muscle fresh from the plough tail, often overgrown and oftener underfed for his years and strength, the first routine is, out of that material, to knit together the man; to loose the stiffened joints, to make supple the brawny shoulders which nature has provided, to strengthen the long legs, to set up the back bones, to turn his muscles into iron and his sinews into whip cord.

For this purpose the recruit is handed over to the precincts of the gymnasium, where, for the first three months, he almost lives. When all this is over, and it is done in that time or sufficiently forwarded for further progress to be assured, his own father would scarcely know him. No longer the ungainly slouch which his occupation had tended to produce and habit had confirmed, but straight as an arrow, quick eyed as a hawk, limber as a serpent and strong as a son of Anak, he is ready for the riding school and the swordsman two ordeals as painful and painstaking, in their several departments, as the gymnast's, and crowned in the majority of cases with a success as signal, as we shall presently see.

For many years such had been the method of building up the British soldier; but as all things in the modern world exact dispatch it became necessary to expedite and facilitate the making of the perfected soldier; and there arose with the adoption of the short-service system another question: "How is the soldier at home to be inspired with an incentive strong enough to develop very early in his military career, and to keep alive beyond the stage when he was delivered over by his teachers as efficient, that continuous practice which is absolutely necessary to maintain efficiency how to make work, in fact, not only a duty but a pleasure?"

Serious as the problem was it has been solved for good and aye. The military tournaments which culminate in the metropolis every year, to delight ever increasing thousands upon thousands of civilians and soldiers, who flock to them from every corner of the United Kingdom, are the factors solving it. And yet, curiously enough, while many were anxiously groping for this answer it came, as it were, of itself in one of those far-off, mysterious ways which it is as impossible to fathom as to explain. This great motive force was entirely the result of all accident indeed was the outcome of a disaster.

All the world remembers the calamity which fell on an isolated portion of the British army in 1878, at Isandlana and Rorke's Drift, when, exposed to the deadly ambush of the Boers, its ranks were swept by the murderous fire of the most skillful shooters of an eminently shooting country.

Out of the graves of the heroes who fell there arose the quickening phoenix of the competitions which all judges admit have had, are having and will continue to have a far-reaching and important effect upon the morale and, what is of more consequence, upon the esprit de corps of the British army. For it entered into the head of I know not whom (except it were poor Major General Burnaby, who sacrificed his life so foolish gallantly at Tel-el- Kebir) that it would be a patriotic thing to utilize the staff of the Aldershot Gymnasium to give an entertainment, in the Albert Hall, London, on behalf of a fund for the relief of the widows and orphans of the soldiers who fell in those two sanguinary and never-to-be-forgotten engagements. The patriotism of the country, and the gratitude due to the fallen heroes, provided an ample monetary reward, and in that manner was started on its way the great wave which, in its subsequent movement, has extended so widely and markedly raised the standard of excellence in every individual of which the army consists.

Necessarily, indeed from the very place in which the display was held, it had, compared with later developments, a very limited function, was in fact but a somewhat extended exhibition of the already more or less familiar in provincial towns "assaults of arms," whereat feats of skill and strength with the sword had been shown by the fencing masters of the army for many years; but the movement once concentrated in the metropolis, limited to masters in their respective lines, and extended so as to include other and more varied forms of skill and daring, was no sooner seen than it was keenly appreciated by the public, and when to it was added horsemanship, as was soon after done at West Drayton by Windsor, the public set the seal of its approval and its permanent and ultimate success was assured.

In the next year this seed sown by the way took root at the Agricultural Hall, Islington, in the form of a fully-organized display and competition of military training and exercise between all the branches. Cavalry and infantry, artillery and musketry, engineers and ambulance corps, sword and lance, sabre and bayonet, horsemanship and agility on foot, feats of skill and feats of strength, all for the first time came together in a competition which has not only provided a rallying point and incentive to the soldier, and a social function the most popular of the whole year, but has added over a million dollars to the funds of the various military charities providing for the widows and orphans of the British soldier.

Graced from the first by the presence of all that is notable in society and brilliant in itself beyond expectation, these sports broke like a revelation upon the public, with whom such prowess and evidence of equestrian skill had always been popular, even when they took the form only of the strolling circus, and they became much more so when displayed with all the pomp and circumstance of warlike troops, in numbers and variety never before gathered together, and executed by each man under the spurring influence of publicity and competition. Agricultural Hall became the Old Tilting Yard, and its contests were instinctively christened "The Tournaments." All ranks of the service, officers and men; all branches of its forces, regulars, and yeomanry, volunteers and militia, alike vied with each other in a desire to join in these contests and in preparations to acquit themselves in one or other of the departments to which their particular service lent itself.

To such an extent, indeed, did this desire extend that it soon became necessary to impose the restriction of the passage through, and the obtainment of the first place in merit from, a district tournament at Aldershot, Woolwich, Portsmouth or Dublin as a condition precedent to competition in London; and, to add to the inducement to achieve the ability necessary for success, it became possible in many of the events to pit, in this mimic warfare, one service against another cavalry of the line against yeomanry, cavalry and regular infantry against the militia and the volunteers.

That all branches of the service have been signally benefited by these annual tournaments and by the long and patient preparations for them, is amply evidenced by the ever-increasing standard of excellence which year by year has seen develop. It is not possible within the limited scope of even so large a floor space as the Agricultural Hall to display all, or nearly all, the evolutions which the cavalry and artillery respectively are trained to perform in the field, and thereby much of the highest expertness and skill attained in those arms can still only be witnessed by a visit to Woolwich Common or Aldershot Camp. The exercises which are given may be roughly divided into two classes: Those which come within the ordinary routine of the soldier's duty such, for instance, as the bayonet and sword practice-and those which are imported from his amusements, such as the "tent pegging;" and they may furthermore be more or less again divided into two classes those which appeal to the eye as spectacles and those which exhibit the expertness, strength or skill of the individual.

As a spectacle, undoubtedly the most pleasing is that produced by the "musical ride," which mainly falls to the Household Cavalry. Indeed, as an exhibition of docility and intelligence on the part of the horse and patience on the part of the men, who train them for the effect as a labor of love and not of duty, it would be difficult to design a more pleasing, or instructive or picturesquely striking feature. The faultless seat and get up of the men; the spirit which is manifest in every step of the horse and every flash of his eye; the evident degree to which they are under the influence of time and symphony in the music; the quality and perfection of the music itself; the mingling maze of flashing steel and glinting color which the uniforms give as they wind in and out the dance or swerve rigid and faultless as the spokes of a wheel round its hub; the schapokas of the lancers, with their flying horsehair plumes, their bright scarlet in the world to be remarkable, and plastrons, their fluttering pennons of red and white; the golden helmets and the silvered cuirasses of the Guards; the precision of movement and magnificent physique, could not fail in any assembly in one as sympathetic as is gathered in London it is not surprising, or beyond the merits of justice, to pronounce them admirable.

Next to the ride in picturesqueness, though before it as an exhibition of skill in management and capacity on the horse's part to perform exact movements, is that which comes out in the competitions of the Royal Artillery, of which we give illustrations, consisting of teams trotting and galloping their guns through various evolutions. This competition differs from the musical ride in one important point it is a duty drill; but it is like it in another, in that each of the team rides the same horse he has trained and each man works with the other men with whom he has been in the habit of acting. It consists in each team of six horses, with their gun, driving at a trot round the circle of the hall between twelve sets of round blocks, about a foot high, laid on the ground only just so far apart as that there is altogether three inches more space between them than there is in the external diameter of the wheels of the gun carriage, and, subsequently to gallop, full speed, round the same space, with sets of three feet high gate posts set so that there is six inches more diameter between them than there is between the wheels of the gun carriage. A feat the nicety of which can be best estimated by remembering that each team consists of three pairs of horses, linked on to each other by ropes only; that each pair is ridden and led by a different man; that the gun carriage is perfectly rigid, without spring or joint, and that the gun is attached to it by a peg and pivot at the back, round which the gun can revolve, or swerve, to any angle which awkwardness or accident permit it, and that the slightest touch would topple over the wooden cones which mark the trotting course, or displace the angle of the posts which mark the gallop.

Of the other sports, not strictly drill, perhaps the next most popular, which we illustrate, is the tent pegging, a pastime which is most frequently indulged in by the troops, both native and regular, of India, from whence it was brought some few years ago by the Seventh Hussars and from whom it has spread through all the cavalry of the line. It is not an easy performance; it requires a firm seat, a quick eye and an iron wrist to effect it successfully. When so accomplished it is a very pretty feat of arms, and, withal, a very useful one too, for the man who can lift a tent peg, without fail, has gone as far in the use of the deadly lance as any enemy he is likely to meet in actual war. The peg is an ordinary wooden tent peg, three inches broad and a foot long, driven nearly perpendicularly into the ground until little less than half of it remains in sight. At this object, lance in hand, the trooper rides full tilt, strikes it on the gallop, and without one moment relaxing the grasp of his lance or the speed of his horse, he has, to be successful, to wrench it out of the ground and carry it away. Now, seeing that the lance arm will, in the twinkling of an eye after striking, he on the hither side of the stricken peg, it will be seen that the tent peg is a test of no mean nature, and yet, especially in regiments recently returned from India, trooper after trooper will succeed every time.

Of prowess with the sword and with the bayonet there is a full plenty, and many and close are the desperate bouts which the fortnight's tournament produces. Every possible combination which the soldier in actual warfare is likely to have to face seems to come within the scope of his drill. The unmounted infantryman whose magazine is emptied is swooped down upon by a cavalryman armed with the sword, and each rushes at the other as if dear life depended on it, or maneuvre for position as if a slip would not only end the chance of glory but their days. It looks indeed it is quite real, and the spirit of it is so much so that when the bayonet pierces, or seems to pierce, the cavalryman under the arm and glides apparently six inches into him, one almost expects to see the blood follow its withdrawal. It is only when we are confidently informed that the bayonet is set on a spring and retires down the barrel, instead of entering the man's side, that apprehension is wholly removed; but this arrangement and the round-edged Wilkinson's practicing sword are safeguards against any serious accident. Nor does the fight end here, for even when the horse is ruled out, disabled, and the cavalryman is reduced to his sword, he still fights, like the Corsican brothers, until every form of arm is exhausted. Up rises the fallen foeman and on come again the clang of arms and the struggle for the mastery.

When the foot soldier, armed with gun and bayonet only, meets the horse soldier, armed with the sword, it will go hard with the horseman if he be not of the nimblest and cleverest; but when the horseman comes down, like a wolf on the fold, with lance at poise, it needs must be a swordsman of high excellence, great judgment, keen eye and splendid agility who can avoid its deadly point.

Of the theoretical drill, if it may be so called i.e., the drill which is directed to developing accuracy and quickness without the interposition of a living enemy there are long and varied competitions, of which that known as "heads and posts" may be taken as a type. In this competition the horseman has to traverse a distance of about a hundred yards, during which he has to gain his impetus, execute ten distinct evolutions with the sword, three on one side of his horse and three on the other, jump a flight of hurdles and come to a dead stop; and he has to do each of these in the orthodox regulation way, and in no other. Every muscle in the body and every bone in the hand and arm must be just where theory says it will be most effective, and in no other place. It is this which gives the competition and the antecedent drill their disciplinary value.

The first evolution, at the end of the first fifteen yards, is a forward cut on the right of the horse which must sever the neck of a dummy head level, like a supposed foeman, with the cavalryman's arm and lay it rolling in the dust. The next at fifteen yards, on the left of the horseman is a thrust at a supposed foe, and in proof of the accuracy of the aim the horseman must remove a ring on his sword point. The third is a back-handed cut which must bring down another head, supposed just to have ridden by. Then comes the hurdle, and on landing, almost at its foot, is another thrust. The fifth is a low cut at infantry on the opposite side, quick as lightning, and the final a thrust at infantry represented by a ball on the left side very low. Seeing that the whole of these operations must be performed with regulation accuracy, their rapid and perfect accomplishment marks a swordsman of ingenuity and nice finish, whom the transfer to actual warfare would find ready.

Of the score of other events in which these sons of Mars meet it is not necessary to speak in detail, nor is it the object to do so. If this description should succeed in directing attention to the practical results which arise from, and can only be effected by, a closer regard to systematic physical development as the base of the efficient soldier's training; if it should succeed in setting out the special necessity of individual skill on the part of every separate soldier, and if it portrays successfully the beneficial effects of a due admixture of serious "work" in the preparation, and "play" in the competitive exhibition, it will have effected all its author aimed at.

(reprinted in the Journal of Manly Arts, April 2003)

Cold Steel Reprise

I had a few folks ask me plaintively for copies of the COLD STEEL document I refer to two posts below. Alas, Blogger isn't exactly set up for sharing, and as it is rather large to email indiscriminately, I have put the document up at MEDIA FIRE. Click on the High Port graphic to download it.



Or the direct link:

http://www.mediafire.com/?yaxsltkznmy

This, and many other pertinent files, are being hosted on the new Hotspur Files website, located on Google Sites.

NOTE: Sougent suggests THIS ONLINE RESOURCE. I agree, it is a much cleaner copy than the one I posted. If you intend to print this thing, go with this version. Tip of the Chapeau to SOUGENT.

A delightful Snowflake Anniversary

The Caledon Snowflake Ball, once held in Loch Avie, no longer due to the collapse of openspace sims in Caledon, is an event near and dear to my heart. For it was at the Snowflake Ball, early January 2007, that I came to Caledon for the first time. In fact, once Her Grace, Eva Bellambi sent me a transcript of the evening where she correctly identified my first public utterance in Caledon (you can see it HERE, in red type). As my own history is tied up with the Snowflake ball, even not being a Caledonian any more, I would not miss it no matter what.

I met many people of later consequence to me that night two years ago, in particular Shenlei Flasheart, Callypigian Christiansen (her RL husband Exrex Somme was already a friend in the "outside world"), Eva Bellambi, Kate Nicholas (both of them hawking the now defunct Proceedings of the Royal Society periodical, as I recall), Bryndal Ellison, Amber Paliwaksi, Virrginia Tombola (though, in truth, we didn't exchange any meaningful conversation until a month later), Gabriele Riel and many more. So the evening is very special for many reasons.

This evening's Snowflake Ball was a laudatory triumph, being held on a ice float in the harbor of Port Caledon. The Ball was of the old fashioned, dance card and formal music kind-- the kind where dancers must be on their toes to stay on schedule, or they fall behind!

Wearing my old Lancer Rig, dancing with Miss Picnic

The setting was masterful, all white and sparkly, and although it might have lagged a bit, and perhaps YHN was kicked from the world with a crash with the strength of a mule kick, but it did not burden our spirits. I believe I danced with Miss Homewood (1.5 times), Mrs. Peterman (1 time), Miss Dracona (about .5 times), Miss Picnic, Miss Lowey (.5 times) and Miss Bellambi (2 times).

Closeup, dancing with my dear friend, Miss Picnic

The evening went later than YHN's human could take, perhaps 2:00 AM.. yawn! We were quite pleasantly surprised to see Zealot BenMuergi (styled Lord Bardhaven) show up, although he did not stay long, having dropped a few conversational bombshells.


"Ladies and Gentlemen, the concept of the Caledonian Duchess no longer exists!"
(shocked intake of breath sound)
(Bardhaven, Bellambi, YHN)

I had an unusual cry for help late in the evening, from my friend Mab Macmoragh, who apparently needed some help taking out the trash. More than glad to help, it took all of ten minutes, and added some further zest to the evening! When I returned, the dance sets had already completed (I had been in all of them from 2 to 11, missing the first), so there was some time to chat and reminisce.

I would have to credit Miss Bellambi with yet another stunning social success, and I look forward to future Snowflake Balls at her new domicile in Anodyne. The Third Snowflake Ball was an anniversary I cherished.

Cold Steel!

I was delighted to be passed an electronic document by a (real life) fencing friend, an enthusiastic Briton who is adept at the art. His aetheric mail stipulated that the attachment might be YHN's cuppa tea, and he was right.

COLD STEEL: A Practical Treatise on the Saber
Based upon the Old English Backsword Play
of the Eighteenth Century Combined with the
Method of the Modern Italian School

Also On

VARIOUS OTHER WEAPONS OF THE PRESENT DAY

including the short Sword-Bayonet and
the Constable's Truncheon

Illustrated with Numerous Figures,
Also with reproductions from masters of
Bygone years

Authored by William Dutton (of the Horse Guards) and originally published by William Clowes and Sons, in London, 1889, COLD STEEL is a delight! Virtually every fighting position of a the heavy saber is detailed in a series of portrait plates of Dutton exhibiting the proper stance and blade position.


Where's that Count Sternberg? I must fillet him!

It might be fun to use these illustrations to illustrate En Garde, or something useful for fencing.. They are too much a treasure not to utilize. I will work on it. :-D

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Ein Huhn in jedem Topf!

The race is on in New Babbage, as has been reported elsewhere all over the aetherwebs. I had no idea how swiftly the candidates would jump on the propaganda machine, however. The first crude efforts of the Europan Proaganda Minister are already being shown on Aetheric Sets all over the grid:



Hmmm, crude, but martially stirring and it conveys a strong anti-crime message. Not a bad opening for Herr Wulfenbach.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The Road to Perdition is Definition


YHN was delighted to read Gabrielle Riel's clarification of how she views in-world titles. In a short phrase, they mean nothing. Now, I know her mind in this matter; we have discussed this topic between us before in private, and I know we hold similar views on the issue.

When I first came to the 19th century themed sim community of Caledon, titles were amusing-- there were only four "Duchesses" then, easy to remember and established for more than a roleplaying reasons-- Duchesses had to earn their keep in those days, working hard as Estate Managers, Party Planners, and yes, community leaders of sorts. So I never had an issue with giving that level of respect-- they earned it.

There was that other sort of title-- a few of them, back then.. the "I'm a noble because I say so" type. I never paid them much mind, figuring that's the roleplay THEY wanted out of Second Life. I was always respectful enough, though, always friendly.

Spring of 2007, however, there was a rapid upsurge of Openspace sims attached to the Caledon community. The precedent had been set that openspace="Duke or Duchess", and as Miss Riel refers to, the explosion of titles was on. Perhaps it's me, but it seemed the new dukes and duchesses arrived at a moment when the second type of RP "Nobility", the "I'm a baron because I say so" type, was on the upswing. Add to this everyone trying to add "courts" with Knights and Dames and such in royal households (Even I was in one of these, I admit it, for less than a month). The nobility was also cross-breeding between houses so that many of the latter type were delighting in putting strings of titles after their names (and some still do).

Of course, cheap Openspace Sim space generated more voidsims and more so called Duchies all over the map, and gradually it would appear that there were more nobles than commoners in the Caledon Sim Community. It was amusing, I suppose, and given than most "virtual armies" have no rank lower than Captain these days, understandable. However, the assumption that ANYone *should* address EVERYone with their titles IF THEY LIVED IN CALEDON was starting to cause.. erm.. stress.

I, for one, was never comfortable with the notion. I thought then (and still think, frankly), that the marriage of paying for your own sim and some sort of artificial title caused social stratification and a diminution, not a heightening, of manners in Caledon. And I'll have you know that none other than Desmond Shang himself brought that point up with YHN, only a week ago. To be truly honest, there were "nobles" not acting very noble (which we shan't get into here, thank you very much), and I didn't feel particularly interested in playing along with the presumption that I should apply an honorific to people who had not earned it. What to do? Saying "Your Grace" to one set and "Hey, Joe" to another will just get more people upset, so I opted for a less formalized form of address applied to all, "Mr. or Miss so-and-so" if I didn't know them well, first names if I did not. Believe it or not, I considered that playing fair.

Irishmen are known for their over-reaching optimism.

First names? With a Duchess? I can see Emily Post rolling in her grave. The fact is, if I've socialized with someone for more than a year or so, and had many a delightful conversation with them, or perhaps a virtual adventure or two, it is entirely natural for me to use their first name. From what I've read of 19th century history, first names were frequently used, and for the most part, nobody cared. I did get a lecture once about the impropriety of using a lady's first name from one of the newer nobles, which I laughed off. I expect I didn't make a favorable impression that night, but as Otenth so wisely put it, we all don't have to like each other, and that's okay, too.

Which brings YHN to the reason he posted this missive in the first place.

I have read the phrase Tolerans, Civilis, Innovus, Laganum, repeated endlessly in these little blogging contretemps. We are told, by those reputed to be in the know, that Caledon stands for Tolerance, Civility, and Forgiveness. Tolerance certainly has not always been MY experience during my entire time there, and I can't help but feel that some of that misfortune was tied to the conflicting perceptions of the VERY ISSUES flying about over blogdom right now. Should not Tolerans, Civilis Innovus, Laganum apply omni-directionally? This is a classic case of different definitions of the same idea causing huge communication breakdowns. I contend that the use of a first name is ENTIRELY polite, thank you very much, and certainly Mr. O'Toole is more polite than I experience in real life on a day to day basis. I had always felt suitably Victorian during my time in Caledon. But no, we are told that that is only the bare minimum of civility, that I had to address each and every tinpot knight, baron, count or duke by his proper title, else why was I living in a victorian sim in the first place? That is my paraphrasing of what I take to be Miss Orr's point, forgive me if I'm reading between the lines. I don't consider it "Impolite" to give a friendly greeting as a first name or a last name with 'miss or mister' in front of it. I've paid my fees, and so has the person making a different presumption about titles than I am. Now, who is correct? The answer, of course, is both or neither.

I repeat, where is the "Tolerans" for a conflicting viewpoint? Most citizens have plenty of it (for they really don't care all that much), but there were and are certain cliques that did not. I had to shrug this off as a Caledonian citizen, the issue being entirely unimportant to me. When some of them got nasty about it, I 'edited them out' and continued on my happy way in Second Life. I'm still amused when I see a bitchy reference to YHN "despising noble titles" on the one hand and being a "fan of military ones" on the other. The honest truth is I really don't care what I am called and never have-- contrary to popular belief I don't get very immersed in roleplaying whilst in world. I will adopt "Commodore" or "Captain" or "Colonel" for a role I'm playing at a formal event or a battle, that is about the only time I personally use it. I maintain that a rank structure IS necessary for light RP associated with ship battles and formal dining, and is a lot of fun besides. That's always been my sole motivation for the meager "titles" I adopted. If people feel comfortable with those honorifics, they may feel free-- Mr. O'Toole is fine, and I never minded "Hotspur" (I rather like the name, actually). A gruff "O'Toole" is okay from Somme, who is an old friend from First Life, or perhaps Aldo or Diogenes or Gabi, but it seems jarring from people I don't consider particularly friendly.. but I won't belabor that, it's really not that important. I even answer to "H" or "O" on occassion.

When you get right down to it, the root problem of the "rise and fall of Caledonian Manners" non-crisis really boils down to how you define the term "Caledonian Manners", doesn't it? Miss Orr has a perfectly valid definition, for the Caledon she wishes to see. And perhaps many people agree with her and many don't. Who's to say what is accurate and what is not? The road to perdition starts with the definition... and then the enforcement.. of the ONE TRUE WAY TO BE, in Caledon. I suggest we, as a society, abjure from taking that road.

* Apologies for the use of Miss Orr as a (very prominent) example. I mean her and her point of view no disrespect whatsoever, nor the slightest bit of hostility.

Hee Haw,

H.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

How does your virtual garden grow?

(OOC alert; this is a meta-issue post) This post is not about manners or civility, an issue that is increasingly becoming a chimera. That discussion, however, has prompted me to ponder on the nature of successful communities in a virtual world. My primary virtual experience for this post is Second Life, where I have been active since late 2006-- I may use "SL", Second Life and "Virtual Worlds" interchangeably.

I recently recalled a snippet of conversation that was relayed to me by a fellow Second Lifer about a year ago. She was greatly amused at a discussion she had just had with a serious fellow in her virtual enclave.
"This community, you see.. it's broken down into tiers. There's the Tier A folk, they make things: scripting, building, and such. They contribute to the community. Naturally, I'm a Tier A person. And then there's a Tier B layer, they make their contribution felt in the form of societal structure-- creating events and a society for us all to live in. You're a B Tier person, of course. Then there's the Tier C folk, who just consume everything-- they buy what we Tier A people make, and attend the events, and contribute nothing else."


We both shared a laugh at the author's hubris, and I mentally filed that one away under 'amusing stories about virtual eccentrics.'

Perhaps time has proven him wise, however. This fellow was certainly on to something in terms of categories-- though he might have just had a problem with semantics and valuation of "tiers". Change the terms, change the idea of ranks around, and there's almost a model for how things really work in a virtual world.

I've been involved virtual worlds for over two years now, which is hardly a lifetime, although it seems a lifetime in virtual time. In a broader sense, I've been involved in many organizations in the real world-- clubs, hobby organizations, academic organizations, lodges, professional organizations, recreational groups, church groups, charity groups. Much like the rest of us have. I've seen what seems to keep groups thriving and what does not work as well. As virtual worlds are really just real societies with a computer graphics overlay, as it were, I'm not at all surprised to see that the organizational patterns that tend to succeed in RL also tend to succeed in SL, and the reverse is true as well. People are people, after all, and they interact in similar ways in virtuality as they do in reality.

First of all, one has to make the fundamental assumption that virtual citizens desire to band together into a community in the first place. Many don't. This is not an earth-shaking revelation-- for every community out there, there are exponentially more collections of empty sims, some of the gorgeous builds, that are rarely if ever visited by active citizens in Second Life. Themed communities are more than an organized way of pursuing common values and goals in a setting that is acceptable to a group of individuals. In a mercantile mindset, a themed community is the "hook", the marketing discriminator that makes this collection of sims more attractive to a target group than THAT collection of sims. In a customer mindset, a themed community is the attractor, a chance to mingle with people of like minds and ideas. Not ever sim owner bothers with the trappings of community, for various reasons.

So what makes one work and others not? The answer lies within classic organizational behavior and psychology. Virtual Communities need a simple concept that is easily communicated for marketing purposes, the leadership to execute plans, the tenacity to be a caretaker once the community is launched, and innovation to keep it fresh.

Why a simple concept? Because you need to communicate the value of your idea in terms that are instantly recognizable to potential community members. Terms like "Gorean", "Steampunk", "historical", "adult" work well because people already have preconceived notions of the kind of community they are getting involved with. Terms like "The Watchmaker's Guild", "Ambrosia Palace", or "Stairway of Delight" require some thought and further investigation.

Easy communication walks hand in hand with a simple concept. If you can't describe your community in simple phrases, perhaps you need to reexamine your conceptual tag line. I was attracted to (at one point) the phrase "Caledon: 19th Century Steampunk!". It's short, it works. A community leader also has to easily communicate with his clients once he has them-- that could mean clear channels of communication that everyone agrees on-- a community chat channel, announcements, email lists, even an external forum somewhere on the internet. Blogging and journaling are to be encouraged because that, too, draws in new interest from outside and spreads the word internal to the community.

Leadership seems an obvious feature of success, but seems to be taken for granted constantly by the customers. It takes guts to start a virtual community, and obviously, capital. It is no small step to proceed with a virtual community and take the steps that are needed to succeed. It's hard work, money spent and hours lost; if a sim owner isn't driven to lead in this situation then he or she needs to find someone that can. I know of one community where the owner is seen rarely, but the managers do all the heavy lifting and public decisions for the community-- a system that works swimmingly.

Tenacity and Innovation are both related to the long term care and maintenance of a sim communities. You have to be awfully stubborn to keep your community alive, especially in adverse times. Burnout factor is high when you have a stack of instant messages and emails awaiting you whenever you turn on your computer are is turned on. Innovation keeps the community alive for the residents AND the manager/owners of the community, so the deadly same-old, same-old complex doesn't creep in.

All these thing together create a center of mass for a virtual community that allows it to grow and perpetuate itself. That center of mass cannot be taken for granted; it is not just the land, not just the people, not just the builds.. it's the active participation and collusion of a significant percentage of the population in everyday affairs, both internal and external to community itself.

Most of all, a successful community requires Mules. That's right, Mules. What do I mean by that? Am I being insulting? Not in the slightest. A mule is a noble animal-- patient, strong, a hard worker, and possessing a fine singing voice and a savage hind-kick. In case you haven't noticed, I have finally made it back to the hapless eccentric fellow's notion of classification of citizens. In every organization (and predictably, demonstrably so in a hobby based organization like a virtual world), there really ARE two (possibly three or four) kinds of people critical to success or failure.



MULES: these are people that come up with ideas for events and activities that the community may use to give it a certain character, and not only plan them out, but delight in doing it, to the point of burnout. With a critical mass of mules in position, coordinating away at events and promoting them and crosschecking calendars and managing things, a Sim OWNER's life becomes so much easier. I am blessed to have come from a community that had a significant amount of Mules in Second Life, and I have moved to another.

CONSUMERS: I liked our anonymous commentator's term for this sort of person, but I got the sense that he meant it in a pejorative sense. Good Lord, NOTHING could be farther from the truth. There is absolutely no point in holding events without consumers. The entire object of effort is to get consumers there to 'consume' your events and activities-- they are what gives an event its essential character, and really, they are the gauge of an event's success or failure. Don't disparage those 'consumers' in Tier C, eccentric guy! Love them! Looooove them!

MANAGERS: Those citizens (often owners) that take it upon themselves to conduct the day to day work of the sim. Of course it is in their interests to do so-- but there is much more to it than maintaining infrastructure, booting griefers, and cleaning up primtrash. To quote a very well respected ex-boss of mine, "in business, Presence is EVERYTHING". Managers are seen. Managers are the outward symbol of the community at large, the final authority, the human suggestion box. It's not enough for them to do their job, they have to manage expectations and keep people happy, too. Sometimes they have to deliver unpleasant news. If a manager can't put forth the effort of "being seen", the community will rapidly lose faith in the management. Lose faith in management, you lose faith in the community as a whole. A very cogent lesson, recently underscored by events in Second Life.

To this mix, I might add IDEA GUY.. which is a class of citizen that can be quite imaginative in its own right, but often fails in the follow through. I consider them a subset of MULES, since inevitably it takes a MULE to carry out an IDEA GUY's premise to completion. We have all seen IDEA GUYS come and go.

You'll note that I don't add MAKERS into this mix at all (The eccentric fellow's Tier A), because frankly that is an entire skill set that has VERY LITTLE TO DO WITH WHAT I'm talking about. Sure, we love a clever build or a neat gadget. Virtual worlds are littered with clever builds and neat gadgets. Myself, I love virtual representations of naval vessels in Second Life. I own, literally, dozens of them. I learned early on that owning the ships, clever as they are, is relatively worthless in a vacuum. What am I going to do all day, sail around in water and fire at Linden trees? No, I had to find other people who were interested in the same things I was, and maybe form an organization that fosters this activity (Which I did (twice), and I joined others). I also help the process along by giving ships away as presents (the affordable ones at least). So the clever objects (ships) certainly helped foster a community, but it needs MULES and CONSUMERS to put them to use.

In conclusion, it is no easy task creating the center of mass for a virtual community, no matter what the theme, objectives or goals of that community might be. The task requires an intricate mix of wild talent and boundless enthusiasm, as well as patient, plodding mules. It also requires a mass of people to participate in the effort and spread the word. ALL are important to the mix, not just the managers, not just the mules. That's my two cents, worth what you paid for it.

Hee Haw,

Hotspur